Proposition: Replace All Emojis with Anime Girls

Picture yourself, just doing some daily browsing, when you come across this:

What the fuck is this? What is this abomination? I feel like my IQ was just drained 5 points. I suddenly have the inkling to watch wrestling.

Now imagine seeing "faces" like this daily, everywhere. How about we spice it up?

Replace this:

With this:

Replace THIS:

With THIS:

Your brain still turns into decomposing mush, but at least it is not so obvious at first glance. We could have children send each other cute girls doing cute things instead of a smiling piece of shit and the rainbow flag. Think about it. Talk to your friends.

I feel like writing this article broke my brain. Now excuse me, I need to watch some soap operas.